No Worries, Big Problem

Sometimes, boat names age like fine wine—other times, they write the punchline for you. “No Worries” might have started the day full of confidence, but it’s hard to ignore the irony as it slowly dips below the surface. Whoever came up with that name didn’t anticipate needing a rescue crew to back it up.

Boats are supposed to be about freedom and adventure, but this scene feels more like the aftermath of overconfidence meeting the laws of nature. You can imagine the jokes this incident sparked at the marina. With a name like that, this vessel might not float, but the humor does.