Another One Bites the Dust

Russell laced up his boots and got back to working on his makeshift bang box. Within a few days, he had set up another explosive box to deter any would-be thieves. It didn’t take long for someone to take the bait and snatch up the package, unwittingly setting off the trap. And once again, Russell had succeeded.

His satisfaction was palpable, and with good reason. He had watched his hard-earned money disappear at the hands of these thieves for far too long, and it was time for payback. “I know it’s not the most elegant solution, but there’s nothing scarier than a size 12,” Russell quipped.