From Fry Salt Expert to Classroom Legend

Cal Telfer brings a resume like no other to the classroom. With experience as a lecturer at McDonald’s Hamburger University, he’s an expert on crucial subjects like the perfect salting technique for fries and the exact placement of sesame seeds on buns. But Cal’s story doesn’t stop there; his childhood ambition involved crafting an escape from a secret lab—proof of his vivid imagination.

As if that weren’t enough, he claims he shared school days with icons like Steve Jobs and Stephen Hawking, who, by his account, were notorious for “borrowing” his math and IT homework without ever returning it. Cal’s background? Part culinary science, part comedic legend.