Grandma, Better Luck Next Time
This cookie proves that some recipes are deceptively simple until you’re elbow-deep in dough. Grandma probably started with visions of sugarplums, but somewhere along the way, her candy cane dreams turned into a twisted holiday mystery. The red and white swirl might be festive, but its uneven shape suggests the rolling pin and cookie cutter had a falling out. Let’s just hope it tastes better than it looks.
Despite its flaws, this cookie embodies the holiday spirit—quirky, handmade, and unashamedly imperfect. It’s like the dessert version of a holiday craft project gone rogue. Whether you laugh or eat it, this treat is sure to leave its mark on Christmas memories.
