Dead Serious About Desk Accessories
Someone must have heard, “Get me a mouse pad,” and took it way too literally. This gift isn’t just for the faint of heart; it’s for those who really want their office desk to be a conversation starter (or a deterrent). It’s both disturbing and oddly practical, making it the perfect storm of inappropriate holiday cheer.
If you’re giving this, prepare for the receiver to either love your sense of humor or question all of your life choices. As for the mouse, it’s definitely resting in peace, except when you’re dragging a cursor across its tiny, flattened soul. Let’s hope it doesn’t leave any stench!
