Once-a-Year Outfit
If the holiday spirit had a dress code, this one might have missed the memo. Sure, it’s festive with that plush velvet and mistletoe detail, but practicality isn’t exactly in the mix. Unless you’re hosting a very exclusive North Pole-themed party, chances are this gift will sit in the drawer, collecting dust until it’s re-gifted—or forgotten entirely.
On the bright side, it’s memorable—though not necessarily in a good way. It’s one of those gifts you awkwardly thank someone for and then hope they never ask about it. Let’s just say it’s festive, bold, and probably destined for a one-time debut behind closed doors.
